May 2013
“Richard Madden has hair the color of early morning sunlight hitting autumn...”
– Crush of the Week: ‘Game of Thrones’ Richard Madden (x)
captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
fishscalepanties:
fishscalepanties:
she wears short skirts i prefer jeans most of the time
shes cheer captain and i am not the cheer captain, because she occupies that position on the cheer team
we cant both be cheer captain
i mean we could be co-captains but thats not what the thing says so
its okay im sure she is very talented
3 tags
Say hello to my Supercool Superman shoes everybody.
orangelemonart:
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
This is actually really great because Kanye West has fought depression and suicide this sort of confidence worked for him and wow Kanye West. Anyone who is depressed, believe you are the Kanye Best.
thegirl-inred:
toned-tanned-fit-andready:
v0nlaust:
caliiforniadreaming-xo:
gothicstan:
localised:
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why...
purpleturtlezflrs:
giveme-brandy-onmybreath:
peetasfakeleg:
onlyeverrory:
why do teachers have such an intense hatred for wikipedia
because it does their job better than them
my history teacher used to mess with wikipedia when he gave us assignments
half my class had essays about how hitler was secretly in a relationship with stalin
IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD RIGHT NOW
dollyfarton:
ineedmasculism:
lundsdotter:
The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow.
I need masculism because I am afraid.
you should be
fishfronds:
3ridan:
unfollower:
does the UK have people who are obsessed with the US and use our slang and stuff
no we dont
we make fun of you all the time instead
“What makes humans different from other animals? We’re the only species on earth...”
– Community, “Pilot”.
This has got to be my favourite quote about writing, pretty much of all time (not to mention the speech that sold Community to me). Because it deconstructs the mythos that writing sympathetic characters — characters that an audience can connect to and feel triumph and suffering...
ejacutastic:
shwa-tarded:
harrysgettinhead:
leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit
because it’s all a big secret right
secret leggings
secret vagina
secret
NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS
Tell me the story about how the sun loved the moon so much he died every night to let her breathe
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babyferaligator:
babyferaligator:
ice is so cool
this is both a fact and opinion
“I’ve never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I...”
– Randall Munroe (via colinfirth)
chickensandwich:
wiitangclan:
fakeyouout:
is life high definition?
the human eye sees in 584 megapixels which is an aspect ratio of 206492 x 138572 so yes i believe so
u geek ass bitch go do a sudoku puzzle
